Name: Svetlana Gringoslavski

Age: 19

Profession: Courtesy, translator

Special Skills: If you need a golf ball sucked through thirty feet of hose or just a dry nut moistened I'm your girl and I won't play games except with your newly wettened marble bag, even if it's hairy and you're uncut. Those are gross but I'll do it so make me famous and you won't be sorry but your wife might.

What deviant acts have you been asked to perform, and how did you enjoy it? - Once at a party I was asked to manually stimulate a dog but I didn't do it because that's gross and they were jerks. I hate college guys by the way.

What stereotypical career in midgetry would you gladly consider? - I'm not a midget but I would love to be the guy who watches the camel and laughs because that looks like the best job in the world.

At what age did you last go Trick-or-Treating? - I went when I was thirteen but I was already tall and people told me I was too old so I stopped. Also my boyfriend from the internet told me I was too mature and grown up so it wasn't right for me to go. Also he tried to give sex to me and I accepted it because he also gave me candy.

Have you ever had sex with a smaller or younger midget, and how awesome was that? - This has not happened. I have only made love to older men and had sex with larger men. Some men are so big I can not breathe but they are done in minutes so is all okay.

Video Description - This video filmed originally in my husbands condominum before divorce. Now single and looking to meet new gentleman to share my love and fresh wombs with for babies or more.