Name: Snail

Age: 26

Profession: Pool hall attendant

Special Skills: Sports, basketball, juggling.

Have you ever participated in group intercourse? - No. Would consider for television show.

How do you think little people are more highly evolved, lesser evolved, or an invasive, alien species? - It's just a genetic thing. We're not here to conquer your people, but we will date your women.

Why have you chosen to (or not to) buy a chihuahua, especially considering how little it is compared to other domesticated dogs? - Don't know if you know this or not but dogs don't like little people. They bark and snarl at us worse than mailmen.

What parts of you are adult-size, or better than adult-size? - My manhood is better sized because I never choke a girlfriend and I never make them walk funny but I still please with my abilities. My tongue is normal size too so that helps the same deal.

Video Description - My big break was this commercial (I'm the blonde guy) but I've been playing the B-Ball since I was little. I get more offers now but still waiting for my shot at fame so vote for me.