Name: Hopky Fitzfinger

Age: 44

Profession: Camel Giggler

Special Skills: Woodworking, driving.

As a midget, what fantasies do you have about having sex with yourself? - Those are about the only sex fantasies I get that come true. Maybe you all can help me with that, don't you think?

What parts of you are adult-size, or better than adult-size? - You know what they say, big forehead, big foreskin.

Do you now, or have you ever smelled like cabbage? - I love cabbage and I'm sure I've cooked enough of it to have this come up, but I don't recall having been said so to.

In what ways have you been, or been mistaken for a swinger-party spinner? - I can only wish, but you can make this tiny old lad's dreams cream true!

Video Description - I have no other videos. This was part of short college film and it wasn't fun but I had fun so please pick me.