Name: Allen Ant

Age: 39

Profession: Actor

Special Skills: Shakespearean thespian, experienced renaissance fair actor, some sword experience, expert with whip.

What stereotypical career in midgetry would you never consider? - I used to never accept midget roles but found I couldn't get work as a serious actor. Now I'm divorced and broke so I'll do kind of whatever.

How do you react to people tripping out about, or tripping over you? - It's a living. I'd like to have a bouncer with me to rough up people who are thoughtless dicks, but I take what I get.

How do you feel that your curse is really God's blessing? - I once thought I'd never amount to anything, but I've been in a commercial, and look at me now, I'm auditioning for a show!

What's the funniest instance by which you've ever been mistaken for a ceramic dwarf or robot? - I was at an airport leaning up against a pillar by a kids playground just standing there and when I moved a bunch of kids freaked out and started crying because they thought I was part of the toys there. I hate kids.

Video Description - TV commercial from before. They didn't shoot me right so you can't see that I really am very mobile and dexterous, but at least you can see I can act.